THE FIRST TIME I HAD SEX:
I’m still waiting for mister right.
MY HOBBIES ARE:
Snow Sports, Drinking Sports, and Water Sports. Any kind of sport that includes balls.
BEST ADVICE :
Money does no good just sitting in your pocket. Let's put it on the bar and have some fun. There will be plenty of time to sleep when you're dead.
AMBITIONS:
To make the perfect Sumarian Sunset just once.
FAVORITE DRINK:
1/4 Absolute Citron vodka, 1/4 Stoli Strawberry vodka, 1/4 Stoli Raspberry vodka, 1/4 Stoli Orange vodka, 1/4 Stoli Vanilla vodka, 1/4 Stoli Peach vodka. Topped with two ounces of 151 rum and a cherry. I call this Sonja's Fruit Punch with a Punch.
TURN-ONS:
Big tippers. Patrons who understand bar etiquette, such as, last call means: Guzzle and Go. Any guy who can drink all night and still have enough money to pay for the taxi.
TURN-OFFS:
Bar flys. Men who talk to my tits. Party breath. Having to cut-off another bartender or waitress.
