EDUCATION:
The government (liberal bias) school system.
THE FIRST TIME I HAD SEX:
Was on the steps of the White House at a 1968
anti-war protest rally.
MY HOBBIES ARE:
Freedom fighting, training with the militia, organizing
protest rallies, registering people to vote, giving all my money and time to
the Libertarian Party.
BEST ADVICE :
We should dig a mote between Mexico and America, use the
dirt to raise New Orleans above sea level, fill the mote with the wild
alligators from Florida, then use Bush to test the waters, thus solving
four of Americašs most pressing problems.
AMBITIONS:
To free all American citizens from the stifling bonds of
government tyranny.
FAVORITE DRINK:
Molotov cocktail.
TURN-ONS:
Nazi 20MM Solothurn, Semi-Auto anti-tank rifle; 300 RSAUM sniper
rifle with a 24" heavy-profile, stainless-steel barrel and a night vision
scope; protest rallies; power tools and kittens.
TURN-OFFS:
Lilly liver, pansy ass, left wing liberals; Bible thumping,
Hypocrites, social conservatives; and sleazy politicians.
