THE FIRST TIME I HAD SEX:
During the spin cycle, leaning up against my moms washing machine .
MY HOBBIES ARE:
Getting thrown out of Mexican bars, and giving engagement rings to pretty girls.
BEST ADVICE :
Don’t buy engagement rings.
AMBITIONS:
I’d like to buy the world a drink …
FAVORITE DRINK:
Pabst Blue ribbon in the can or anything with an alcohol content over 30%.
TURN-ONS:
Parties! $18,000 nights at the club, Parties, Juarez skid row bars, Parties, spoiled little princesses, buying drinks, Parties, and lost weekends in Mexico. Did I mention Parties.
TURN-OFFS:
Being away from work and sober, last call anywhere, being cut off before I pass out, anybody’s feet, hairy butts and “roastbeef” crotches.
