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Kristi

NAME: Frankie BonaDonut

DEPARTMENT: Corrections

BUST: (ed) I’ve served my time

WAIST: (ed) I’ve been known to

HIPS: Currently in place

HEIGHT: Stretched

WEIGHT: Fluctuates due to alcohol intake

BIRTH DATE: 10-10-73

BIRTHPLACE: Watergate Hotel

		EDUCATION: Betty Ford Center, summa cum laude
		THE FIRST TIME I HAD SEX: It was a good time. Food was great, weather was nice.
		MY HOBBIES ARE: Schmoozing, uphill mountain biking, wrestling lions, smuggling stuff into Betty Ford.
		BEST ADVICE : Never say HI to your friend named Jack on an airplane.
		AMBITIONS: To one day have a mullet like Randy.
		FAVORITE DRINK: Mat shots
		TURN-ONS: Moonlit strolls by the South Platte River and counting bums.
		TURN-OFFS: Short women with false teeth.

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