THE FIRST TIME I HAD SEX:
With someone else? That would have been at last years Christmas party I think. I don’t remember much, but when I woke up the next day my wang and my ass were both sore as hell.
MY HOBBIES ARE:
Eating burritos and tacos, sleeping until noon, playing video games, playing with my monkey.
BEST ADVICE :
Buy our crap.
AMBITIONS:
to by an X-Box.
FAVORITE DRINK:
beer, booze and Go Fast.
TURN-ONS:
Anything in a skirt. And Batman.
TURN-OFFS:
Not being able to go into the dressing room, having to work all night, cleaning up after someone who can’t hold their liquor, skinny girls and fake boobs.
