EDUCATION: Bartending is an Art, who needs an education?
THE FIRST TIME I HAD SEX:
When I was 12, I lived next door to a ex-porn star, she taught me lots of interesting things about sex. A good word from her is what got me this great job at Shotgun Willie's.
MY HOBBIES ARE:
Beer Bong competitions. Shot competitions. Bottoms Up competitions and any game where someone pays me to drink.
BEST ADVICE :
People who expect a free drink don't get one and that goes double for those who ask for a free drink, unless of course Matt is working that night.
AMBITIONS:
To win the Bartending Olympics in Hamburg Germany, or to drink Angel under the table just once.
FAVORITE DRINK:
The one that gets her panties off.
TURN-ONS:
Big tippers. Patrons who understand bar etiquette, such as, last call means: Guzzle and Go. Genuinely friendly people and shaved scrotums.
TURN-OFFS:
Bar flys. Women who flirt with me all night and then go home with some loser. Party breath. Having to cut-off another bartender or waitress.
