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NAME: Matt T. Bonerpart
DEPARTMENT: Manager
BUST: 44
WAIST: 42
HIPS: 40
HEIGHT: 4 ’11”
WEIGHT: 160 lbs
BIRTH DATE : 11 - 29 - 68
BIRTHPLACE : Florida Everglades
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EDUCATION: Anthony Robbins University.
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THE FIRST TIME I HAD SEX:
During the spin cycle, leaning up against my moms washing machine .
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MY HOBBIES ARE:
Getting thrown out of Mexican bars, and giving engagement rings to pretty girls.
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BEST ADVICE :
Don’t buy engagement rings.
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AMBITIONS:
I’d like to buy the world a drink …
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FAVORITE DRINK:
Pabst Blue ribbon in the can or anything with an alcohol content over 30%.
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TURN-ONS:
Parties! $18,000 nights at the club, Parties, Juarez skid row bars, Parties, spoiled little princesses, buying drinks, Parties, and lost weekends in Mexico. Did I mention Parties.
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TURN-OFFS:
Being away from work and sober, last call anywhere, being cut off before I pass out, anybody’s feet, hairy butts and “roastbeef” crotches. |
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