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NAME: Frankie BonaDonut

DEPARTMENT: Corrections

BUST: (ed) I’ve served my time

WAIST: (ed) I’ve been known to

HIPS: Currently in place

HEIGHT: Stretched

WEIGHT: Fluctuates due to alcohol intake

BIRTH DATE: 10-10-73

BIRTHPLACE: Watergate Hotel

  

 

EDUCATION:
Betty Ford Center, summa cum laude
THE FIRST TIME I HAD SEX:
 It was a good time.  Food was great, weather was nice.
MY HOBBIES ARE:
Schmoozing, uphill mountain biking, wrestling lions, smuggling stuff into Betty Ford.
BEST ADVICE :
Never say HI to your friend named Jack on an airplane.
AMBITIONS:
To one day have a mullet like Randy.
FAVORITE DRINK:
Mat shots

TURN-ONS:
Moonlit strolls by the South Platte River and counting bums.

 
TURN-OFFS:
Short women with false teeth.

 

 



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