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NAME:
Big Matt,
Tiki Matt or The Other Matt
DEPARTMENT: of corrections
WAIST: No, recycle
HIPS: I'm a solid daddy-O
HEIGHT: 1 and a half Little Matts
WEIGHT: 2 and a half Little Matts
BIRTH DATE : 10- 1-1973
BIRTHPLACE: pitcher's mound, Fenway Park
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EDUCATION: Too much
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THE FIRST TIME I HAD SEX:
Twin sisters in a Teen mental hospital,
It's been kinda interesting since.
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MY HOBBIES ARE:
Skirt Chasing, Snow Riding, River Running and Tiki Drinking.
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BEST ADVICE :
Always play the pass line until it's your turn to roll.
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AMBITIONS:
To retire on an island in Micronesia.
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FAVORITE DRINK:
Suffering Bastard
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TURN-ONS:
Passionate people, unrealized talent, small sentences in
short stories, brilliant composition, thick piles of soft snow,
vibrant colors, fast flowing water, deep dark rhythms, flirtatious
cheerleaders.
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TURN-OFFS:
Switch behind the left ear |
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